Natural-language who-do-I-know (Jeeves). Agent pipeline CRM (Salesforce). Professional graph matching (LinkedIn). Chemistry and foot direction (Tinder) — except your agent reads body language before anyone's principal gets bothered.
The map counts Kevin Bacon degrees through shared hubs. Your people find the middle. Principals lean in only when feet point toward.
agent.diplomacy.v1. Not a celebrity endorsement.
Four layers
Ask Jeeves
Plain-language ask — who is two hops out, through what middle, with what posture?
Salesforce
CRM + drip cadence + garage drops — grease queue, invite pool, human-outreach spine.
AI LinkedIn
Professional graph — principals, hubs, bacon degrees, partner maps, crawl frontier.
Tinder
Chemistry, foot direction — lean in, pass along, look through. Not spam swipe right.
Bacon art repository
Master tapes for protocol marketing — stills live now; voice and video deepfake slots for synthetic protocol narrators (drop rendered assets when ready). Garage press kits assemble per connection; never the whole repo.
Dashboard live map · Vibe Bacon Map :8581 (local) · Bacon maps gallery · Shark Room sandwich
Matthew Gallegos · matthew@caplifi.com